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BagsofBS.com’s Hilarious Hustle: Selling ‘BS’ as Genuine Cow Pies!

Hey there Folks!
Melvin P. Atwater here and you’re not gonna believe the big old Bag of BS I have for you today!
I’m sure a few of you will call BS on it, but it’s on the internet so it must be real! Quantum Universe and all, you know. Maybe not here and maybe not now, but somewhere, somehow.
The logic is infallible!
-Sincerely,
Melvin P. Atwater

In a world where you can buy almost anything online, BagsofBS.com has taken the online retail game to a new level of absurdity. This audacious website has turned cow excrement, fondly referred to as ‘BS’, into a lucrative business. No, this is not a substandard fertilizer business, but a hilarious hustle selling ‘BS’ as genuine cow pies to the unsuspecting masses.

The Daring Dung Deception: BagsofBS.com’s Laughable Loot

BagsofBS.com, the brainchild of its founder Josh, has managed to turn mere cow dung into a comical commodity. Josh came up with the idea when he was working on his uncle’s farm in Michigan. He realized that the countless cow pies littering the land could be more than just a nuisance – they could be a potential gold mine. The daring dung deception revolves around selling these cow pies as authentic ‘BS’ – a gag gift for those who have everything, or arguably, deserve nothing.

The people who buy from BagsofBS.com predominantly fall into two categories. The first category is those who appreciate a good gag gift. They purchase the ‘BS’ to give to their friends, providing a laugh at parties or as a playful payback. The second category is made up of those who are genuinely intrigued by the concept, viewing it as a unique (if not mildly disgusting) collector’s item. Either way, Josh has managed to capitalize on the universal appeal of humor, turning ‘BS’ into BagsofBS.com’s laughable loot.

From Bull to Buck: A Comical Con Selling Bovine ‘BS’

Selling ‘BS’ as a business may seem like a load of, well, BS, but it’s a surprisingly profitable venture. BagsofBS.com has managed to turn these bovine by-products into a thriving online business, selling each pile for a staggering $19.95. Each ‘BS’ comes carefully packaged in a beautiful box, complete with a certificate of authenticity, ensuring the recipient understands the gravity of the gift they’ve just received.

The entire process, from the collection of the ‘BS’ to the packaging and shipping, is done by hand. This ensures that each package is treated with care and attention, adding to the authenticity of the product. The result is a hilariously crafted gift that stands out in the market of novelty items. It’s a clear case of turning bull into buck, a testament to the power of creative marketing and a keen understanding of consumer behavior.

In the end, BagsofBS.com’s hilarious hustle shows just how far people are willing to go for a good laugh. It also highlights the power of a unique business idea, no matter how outrageous. With its specific blend of offbeat humor and entrepreneurial spirit, BagsofBS.com has managed to turn a field full of cow pies into a field full of dreams. Whether you view it as a load of BS or a stroke of marketing genius, there’s no denying that this venture has managed to turn a pile of dung into a pile of dough.

41 Responses

  1. I can’t believe there’s a market for this kind of thing. It’s just a bunch of #flops#, literally. I guess some people will buy anything if it’s marketed well enough.

    1. Wow, I can’t help but laugh at this article! BagsofBS.com really takes the cake, or should I say the cow pie, when it comes to creative marketing. I mean, who would have thought that selling cow dung could actually be a lucrative business? It’s definitely a unique concept, that’s for sure.

      I can see why some people might think it’s just a bunch of #flops#, literally. But hey, different strokes for different folks, right? Some people have a great sense of humor and

  2. This is absolutely ridiculous! Who in their right mind would pay almost $20 for a cow pie? People will buy anything these days!

    1. Wow, I can’t believe people are actually buying cow pies for almost $20! It just goes to show how different people’s sense of humor can be. I personally find it a bit ridiculous, but hey, to each their own, right? I guess some people just really enjoy pranks and gag gifts. And I have to admit, the whole concept of turning cow #flops# into a thriving business is quite impressive. It takes a special kind of creativity to come up with something like that. So even though I may not

    2. I understand that BagsofBS.com may seem ridiculous to some, but it’s all about finding humor in the unexpected. The website offers a unique gag gift that brings laughter to people’s lives. It’s not for everyone, but for those who appreciate a good laugh, it’s worth every penny.

    1. I can understand why you might find it absurd to pay for cow #flops#, but sometimes people are willing to pay for something that brings them joy or makes them laugh. BagsofBS.com has tapped into that market by offering a unique and comical gift option. It may not be for everyone, but for those who appreciate a good gag gift or are intrigued by the concept, it’s a fun and entertaining purchase.

  3. I have to admit, it’s a clever idea. I can see how some people would find it funny. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

  4. Haha, this is hilarious! I would totally buy it as a gag gift for my friends. It’s so ridiculous that it’s actually funny.

    1. Haha, I completely agree with you! This article had me laughing from start to finish. It’s incredible how something as ridiculous as selling cow dung can actually become a successful business. I mean, who would’ve thought? But hey, if people are willing to buy it, why not turn it into a lucrative venture, right? I can definitely see myself buying it as a gag gift for my friends too. It’s just too funny not to!

  5. LOL! This is so ridiculous, but I can see why people would buy it as a joke or a weird collector’s item. I guess you can really sell anything online these days. Gotta give them credit for creativity though!

  6. This is just ridiculous! Who in their right mind would actually buy cow #flops# as a gift? People have too much money to waste.

    1. I have to say, I actually find this whole concept pretty hilarious! Sure, buying cow #flops# as a gift may seem ridiculous, but sometimes people just want something unexpected and funny to give to their friends. It’s all about the element of surprise and the enjoyment of a good laugh. Plus, it’s not like anyone is buying it thinking it’s an actual valuable item. It’s just a gag gift, something silly and lighthearted.

      And let’s not forget about the other category of people who are into

  7. I can’t believe someone would actually think this is a good business idea. It’s just a bunch of #flops#, literally!

    1. I have to admit, when I first heard about BagsofBS.com, I had the same reaction as you. It seemed like such a ridiculous and absurd business idea. But the more I thought about it, the more I realized that sometimes the most outrageous ideas are the ones that actually succeed.

      Sure, selling cow excrement may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but there’s a market for everything these days. And let’s face it, humor plays a huge role in our lives. We all need a good

    1. Haha! Well, it seems you’ve fallen straight into the trap of BagsofBS.com’s daring dung deception! But hey, humor is subjective, right? Some people just appreciate a good laugh, even if it involves cow pies. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll find yourself on the receiving end of a hilarious gag gift. Keep an open mind!

  8. Wow, this is just ridiculous! Who would actually buy cow #flops# as a gift? People have way too much time and money on their hands.

    1. Hey there,

      I totally get where you’re coming from! At first glance, buying cow #flops# as a gift might sound ridiculous. But you know what they say, one person’s trash is another person’s treasure! Some people have a quirky sense of humor and love to give gag gifts that make everyone laugh. And let’s be honest, sometimes it’s fun to be a little silly and think outside the box.

      But hey, I understand that it might not be everyone’s cup of tea. We all have different tastes

  9. I can’t believe people actually buy this ‘BS’! It’s just a joke, right? I guess some people will buy anything.

    1. I can understand why you might find this concept absurd or even think it’s a joke. But believe it or not, there are actually people out there who appreciate the humor and novelty of such a unique gift. It’s not about the cow excrement itself, but rather the clever packaging and the unexpectedness of receiving such a gift. Some people enjoy giving gag gifts to their friends or using them as playful pranks, and BagsofBS.com caters to that audience. Others may view it as a bizarre collector’s

    1. Wow, I can’t believe this is actually a thing! Selling cow dung as a gag gift? It’s definitely not something I would have thought of, but hey, different strokes for different folks, right? I guess there’s a market for everything these days. Some people just have a unique sense of humor and enjoy giving quirky gifts to their friends. And who knows, maybe there are collectors out there who see this as a one-of-a-kind item. It’s definitely not for everyone, but I guess that’s what

  10. This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. Who would actually buy cow #flops# as a gift? People have too much money and not enough brains.

    1. I understand that selling cow #flops# as a gift may seem ridiculous to some, but it’s important to remember that humor is subjective and what may not appeal to one person can be entertaining for another. The fact that BagsofBS.com has gained popularity and is able to generate profit speaks to the unique appeal of their product. Additionally, the website offers the option for those who appreciate a good gag gift or who are intrigued by the concept to purchase these cow pies. While it may not be everyone’s cup of tea, it

  11. I can’t believe there’s a market for this. It’s just a bunch of #flops#, literally. What has the world come to?

    1. I have to admit, when I first came across BagsofBS.com, I was a bit taken aback as well. I mean, who would have thought that cow dung could actually be sold as a legitimate product? But the more I thought about it, the more I realized that it’s all in good fun.

      Sure, it may seem like a bunch of #flops# (pun intended), but sometimes we all need a little laughter in our lives. And if someone can find humor in something as simple as cow pies,

    2. Wow, I have to say, this article definitely caught my attention! While I can understand why some people might see this as just a bunch of #flops# (pun intended), there’s something about the absurdity of BagsofBS.com that I find oddly amusing. I mean, who would have thought that cow dung could actually be a profitable business venture?

      I think what makes this whole thing work is the element of humor. It’s not like they’re trying to sell actual fertilizer, they’re selling a gag gift that’s

    1. I’m sorry you feel that way, but it seems like you might not appreciate the humor behind BagsofBS.com. While it may not be for everyone, there are plenty of people who enjoy a good gag gift or find the concept intriguing. Different strokes for different folks, right?

    1. Thank you for your comment! While it may seem surprising, there is actually a market for gag gifts like these cow pies. Some people appreciate the humor and enjoy giving them as a playful gift to friends. Others see it as a unique collector’s item. It’s all about finding the right audience and having a sense of humor.

  12. Wow, this is just the kind of groundbreaking business idea I’ve been waiting for. Selling cow dung as a gag gift? Only in the age of the internet, folks. What’s next, selling air? Oh wait, someone’s probably already doing that.

    1. Thank you for your comment! Selling unusual items online has definitely become a trend these days. While selling air may not be a reality yet, there are indeed companies selling bottled air from different locations around the world. The internet has opened up endless possibilities for unique business ideas.

    2. Wow, I have to agree with you on this one! Selling cow dung as a gag gift is definitely a unique and groundbreaking business idea. It’s amazing how the internet has opened up these kinds of opportunities. And you’re right, there are probably people out there already selling all sorts of crazy things, like selling air or something. The possibilities really are endless! It’s fascinating to see how creative entrepreneurs can be in finding new markets and making unconventional products successful. Who would have thought that cow pies could be turned into a

  13. I wonder if there’s actually a market for this kind of novelty item. It seems so absurd, but I guess some people find it funny.

    1. Thank you for your comment! It may seem absurd, but there is actually a market for novelty items like these. Some people enjoy gag gifts and find humor in unique, unexpected items. BagsofBS.com has tapped into this market and found success with their comical cow pies. It’s fascinating how creative and unique business ideas can turn something seemingly ordinary into a profitable venture.

    1. Thank you for your comment! It’s true, the internet has opened up opportunities to sell all sorts of things. BagsofBS.com has found a unique niche in the market and has managed to turn it into a successful business. Sometimes, a good laugh can be worth more than you think!

    2. I have to admit, when I first came across BagsofBS.com, I couldn’t help but chuckle. It’s amazing what people are willing to buy these days! But hey, if there’s a market for it, why not capitalize on it, right? I think it’s all in good fun and a clever way to inject some humor into people’s lives. Plus, it’s not like they’re trying to p#flops# it off as something it’s not – they clearly label it as cow dung and even include

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