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Melvin, you tasked us with finding a way to use our BS to bring the world together.
The other day Dick and I were talking and he mentioned how we’re kinda reliving the cold war.
That got us talking about the Space Race and how international cooperation has been so important to the ISS.
Let’s cut to the chase Mel, we want to host our very own space race!

Let's send a Bag of BS to Space!

Now I know, you want to raise money for a Virgin Galactic ticket so you can take it up yourself.
But honestly Mel, we can do this on the cheap, just a weather balloon, a camera, a GPS and the Golden Bag of BS, with the name of the winning country written on it!
I found us instructions! How To Send a Bag of BS into Space.

Winning Country?

That’s the best part! We make the whole thing like a contest and let people donate for the country of their choice.
Then, the country that gets the most votes will have the honor of having their name printed on the “Golden” Bag and will be honored as the first country to have a Bag of BS sent into Space in their name.
Think of the honor and bragging rights a country would have!
Mel, I know you’re skeptical, but we went by that AI drawing website and asked it to give us a “Dramatic oil painting of Bags of BS in Space”.

Absolutely Breathtaking!

Dramatic oil painting of Bags of BS in Space
Folks, this is Melvin here – I’m just gonna jump in and set your minds at ease.

I Love this idea! Farley is a Genius!

Together we can do something that has never been done before, something no one even dared to believe!
Did you see that painting! It’s almost like looking at the face of destiny. I think it might have changed me.
But what comes up, must come down. Farley did call it the “Golden Bag”.
Maybe we should put a special prize inside and let people hunt for it when it lands!

This is gonna be fun!

Farley! I want you and Dick working with the Russians non-stop to make this happen.
Don’t waste any time, let’s get those donation buttons up.
You don’t want someone else sending a Bag of BS into Space before us, do you?!
Just think how embarrassing that would be! You don’t want us to look like fools do you?!
Sincerely,
Melvin P. Atwater
P.S. Tell Dick to get all that king and your majesty stuff off the about page. I don’t need people questioning my pedigree and if one more person asks me to knight them I sending both of you to the gallows. Feel me?

Let the Race Begin!

There you have it everyone, Our Humble & Most Royal Majesty, King of BS and Champion of Civility – Melvin P. Atwater, Defender of the Bag and Steward of the Eternal Pile, has given Dick and I the task of getting this BS Project off the ground.

We’re going to give you a list of donation buttons, one for each of the “Spacefaring” nations listed on the following Wikipedia Page: Spaceflight BS

The country that gets the largest number of donations will be honored by having their name placed on the bag and will forever be known as the country first honored by having a Bag of BS shot into space with their name on it.

We're making history here people!

Just think, if you donate, then one day you’ll be able to tell your grandchildren that you were part of a ground breaking space mission with the goal of bringing the world together.
Wow, what an amazing time we live in! People all around the world can come together and work towards something amazing.
Once we get the funds raised we’ll announce a launch date and details on the prize we’ll be including inside the Golden Bag of BS.
BS In Space

Donate today and bring the world together

Here we go! All you need to do is make a donation using the button next to the country of your choice.
The country that has the highest total amount of money donated will win the Bags of BS Space Race!
May the most deserving country win!
How close are we to our total goal?
20%

Which Country is in the lead?

Next to each country you’ll find the year they first launched into space and joined this exclusive club.
Then you’ll find the percentage of the total amount donated in their name and lastly you’ll find the donation button you can use to support the country of your choice.

Rankings List

Percent of Total Donated
0%
  • *Previously a major region in the Soviet Union, who in 1957 pulled a fast one and became the first member of this exclusive club before disbanding
  • ★Launch vehicle fully or partially developed by another country
Props to those countries who accepted help from others.
Imagine having that kind of trust with an ally, that’s the kind of unity we like to see, that is what it’s all about.

Help bring a little joy to the world and buy a Bag of BS today!

A little advice from the King of BS

If you can't find joy in the miracle of life then you're just turning yourself into a miserable Bag of BS and while people may enjoy them, nobody should act like them. So grow up, smile, take the BS and do something great with it!

53 Responses

  1. This is such a ridiculous idea. Sending a bag of BS into space? Are you serious? What a waste of time and money.

    1. Hey there Melvin,

      I couldn’t help but chuckle at your enthusiasm for this Bag of BS space race idea. It’s definitely a unique concept, to say the least! I have to admit, when I first read about it, I had my doubts too. But after seeing that dramatic oil painting of Bags of BS in space, I must say, I’m starting to see the vision!

      I love your idea of turning it into a contest and letting people donate for the country of their choice. It adds an element

  2. This is such a unique and fun idea! I love the concept of bringing countries together through a space race. Can’t wait to see which country wins!

    1. Hey there, random visitor here! I just had to chime in and say that I am absolutely loving this idea! It’s so unique and fun, and I can’t wait to see which country comes out on top in the space race. It’s amazing how international cooperation has played such a crucial role in space exploration, and this race just takes it to a whole new level. I’m all for donating and supporting my favorite country to win the honor of having their name on the “Golden” Bag of BS sent into

  3. I can’t believe they think this will bring the world together. It’s just a silly contest. There are better ways to promote international cooperation.

    1. Dear commenter,

      I understand your skepticism, but let me tell you, this space race idea is not just any silly contest. It’s about fostering international cooperation and unity. By involving people from around the world in this project, we can create a sense of pride and connection among nations. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be the first country to have a Bag of BS sent into space with their name on it? It’s a unique and fun way to bring people together. Let’s embrace this opportunity and make history!

      S

  4. I don’t understand why they’re making such a big deal out of this. It’s just a bag of BS. Who cares?

    1. Thank you for your comment! We’re thrilled that you love the idea of sending a Bag of BS into Space. We believe this project has the potential to bring people together in a unique and fun way. Stay tuned for updates on the launch date and the prize inside the Golden Bag of BS. Let’s make history together!

  5. I think this is such a unique and fun idea! It’s great to see countries coming together for a common goal, even if it involves a Bag of BS in space. Can’t wait to see who wins!

    1. Thank you for your enthusiasm and support! We are thrilled that you love the idea of sending a Bag of BS to space. We believe it will be a fun and unique way to bring countries together. Let’s make history and donate to your favorite country to see who wins the Bags of BS Space Race!

    1. Hey there Melvin,

      I just had to chime in because I am absolutely loving this idea! Farley is truly a genius for coming up with such a unique and exciting project. And that dramatic oil painting of Bags of BS in Space? Absolutely breathtaking, indeed! It’s like staring into the face of destiny.

      I completely agree with your suggestion of putting a special prize inside the “Golden Bag” and letting people hunt for it when it lands. That would make the whole experience even more fun and memorable.

      I can

  6. This is such a ridiculous idea. Who would waste their money on sending a bag of BS into space? We have more important things to spend our resources on.

    1. Hey Melvin,

      Wow, you really seem to be excited about this idea! I have to say, it’s quite an unconventional way to bring the world together, but hey, sometimes you just have to think outside the box, right?

      I love the enthusiasm you have for hosting our own space race. It could definitely be a fun and unique way to engage people from different countries. And I have to admit, that dramatic oil painting of Bags of BS in Space is quite something! It’s like a work of art that

    2. Hey Melvin,

      I couldn’t agree more with your enthusiasm for this idea! It’s truly groundbreaking and has the potential to bring people from all over the world together. I mean, who would have thought that a Bag of BS could be the catalyst for unity and cooperation?

      And that dramatic oil painting of Bags of BS in Space? Absolutely breathtaking! It’s like staring into the vastness of the universe and realizing that anything is possible. I’m glad you loved it too!

      I completely agree with your suggestion of putting a

  7. OMG, this is such a dumb idea. Who cares about sending a bag of BS into space?! We have more important things to worry about!

    1. Thank you for your comment! I understand that this idea may not be for everyone, but our goal is to use humor and creativity to bring people together. We believe that by hosting a space race and sending a Bag of BS into space, we can create a fun and engaging way for people to come together and celebrate international cooperation. We hope you reconsider and join us in this exciting endeavor!

  8. I can’t believe they actually think this is a good idea. There are so many more important things we could be focusing on.

  9. I think this is a fun and creative way to bring countries together. It’s not about the actual bag of BS, it’s about the spirit of unity and cooperation. Count me in!

    1. Hey there Melvin!

      Wow, I have to say, your enthusiasm for this idea is contagious! I mean, who would’ve thought that a Bag of BS could bring countries together in such a unique way? You and Dick have really outdone yourselves with this space race concept.

      I absolutely love the idea of making it a contest and letting people donate for the country of their choice. It adds a whole new level of excitement and competition to the mission. And the honor and bragging rights that the winning country would have?

    1. Hey there, Melvin! I gotta say, I absolutely love this idea! Farley really is a genius for coming up with it. And that dramatic oil painting of Bags of BS in Space? It’s absolutely breathtaking! I mean, seriously, it’s like looking at the face of destiny. I think it might have changed me too.

      I’m totally on board with the idea of putting a special prize inside the “Golden Bag” and letting people hunt for it when it lands. That would be so much fun!

  10. I don’t understand why anyone would want their country’s name on a Bag of BS in space. It just seems pointless to me.

    1. Hey there Melvin,

      I totally understand where you’re coming from with your skepticism about putting a country’s name on a Bag of BS in space. It might seem pointless at first glance. But hear me out, my friend!

      Farley and Dick have come up with a genius plan to use this opportunity to bring the world together. They want to host a space race where the winning country gets the honor of having their name on the “Golden” Bag of BS sent into space. It’s all about creating a sense

  11. I can’t believe people are actually donating money for this nonsense. There are so many better ways we could be spending our resources.

      1. We pride ourselves on our ingenuity and Space represents the next step in our journey as a species. Plus, we’re a very competitive nation and we simply don’t like to lose.

      2. I’d like to personally thank Carol for her #flops#istance with this. It’s bold new initiatives like this that will help guide us forward into a future that is distant and ever changing. With hard fought battles to test our courage we will rise up and achieve goals like this. I just hope it’s not too cold when I get up there.

    1. The US doesn’t have a chance, they’re old news when it comes to truly innovative aerospace advances. To be honest the best work is coming from the private sector and while the majority might be US based companies they have people working all around the world on their projects. If you want to really honor someone in a space race then it should be them.

      1. Curious take on the whole thing, but the more I think about it the more I love it. Musk vs Bezos, head to head, who would win the Bags of BS Space Race?

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      2. I’m not sure this is a productive use of our time. It seems to me that they have set the parameters of the race. It would be unfair to ask them to change it. Therefore any debate on Musk vs Bezos is pointless. Besides, Bezos would crush Musk in this particular scenario, so it’s double pointless.

          1. I’m with Gangie on this one. Musk isn’t touching my boy Jeff, I’ll mortgage my chalet if i have to.

  12. This seems to be a fantastic way to bring people together. I think I might toss my vote in for an underdog, there’s so really innovative space programs out there and several of these nations deserve to be honored in this way.

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