For the record
We have picked up on some rumors and a little rumbling by some people who don’t think this will really be the first Bag of BS launched into space.
It’s true, there are multiple examples of compelling evidence that does appear to show a Bag of BS launched into space.
We have investigated each of these claims and to date we have discovered only metaphorical, and not literal, Bags of BS being sent to space.
Some of them have been really close and there were at least two that required a deeper analysis to determine neither was an actual Bag of BS.
While we appreciate the various examples people have sent, we assure you, this is the first literal Bag of BS to be launched into space.
In unrelated news
Mark Kelly~~Senator Mark Kelley, Former Astronaut not and a Bag of BS~~, American politician and former astronaut, appears poised to win the upcoming Senate race in Arizona.
Mr. Kelly’s story is an inspiration and shows you don’t need to know anything about politics, as long as you have name recognition and are willing to follow the party line.
Why build a platform based on the best interest of your constituents, when it’s so much easier to take campaign money from people who will tell you what to think and how to vote?~~Yep, not taking marching orders~~
Editor's Note An earlier version of this post inadvertently used a photo of esteemed film director, and champion of humanity, Michael Moore, in place of a photo for Senator Mark Kelly. We regret this easy to understand error and have updated the post.
Some politicians are so talented they make it seem almost effortless and it’s like someone is whispering in their ear, telling them what to do, say and even vote for.
If you didn’t know better, you might think they were some kind of puppet just doing what they’re told.
But that effortlessness is nothing more than raw talent on their part and they certainly aren’t bought and sold.
Just because someone has absolutely no political experience, doesn’t mean they don’t have raw talent, and just because their voting record reads like a rollcall of bought and sold politicians certainly doesn’t mean they take marching orders from someone else.
Sure, all of those politicians, who take their money from certain interest groups, always vote together, even to the deteriment of their constituents.~~Wow – such bold ethics~~
But that doesn’t mean they’re “bought and sold”, they just happen to agree on every single issue, exactly the same.
It doesn’t mean a thing and wild theories like that, even when backed with blatant evidence, don’t fit the narrative they want everyone to swallow, so we should just ignore it.~~Who’s behind the money~~
Editor's Note An earlier correction of this post inadvertently used a photo of prestigious Minority leader and defender of ethics, Mitch McConnell, in place of a photo for Senator Mark Kelly. We regret any disrespect to those who don't deserve it and have updated the post.
Best wishes Senator!
If only there was a gift we could send that would express our well wishes.
He’s into climate change, I bet he’s into eco-gardening.
I’m sure we’ll think of something classy, to congratulate him on his success, assuming he wins.
Why wouldn’t he win, he has name recognition and this is just a popularity contest.
You got this in the bag Mr. Kelly and not only will Arizona reap the rewards of your wise council, but it’ll impact the entire country!
Editor's Note An earlier correction of this post inadvertently used a photo of Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Mark Milley, in place of a photo for Senator Mark Kelly. We actually regret very little, but not putting Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Mark Milley, under that photo, is definitely on the list.
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I find it strange how politicians always seem to vote together, even if it goes against the interests of their constituents. There must be some hidden agenda behind it.
Thanks for your comment! It is interesting how politicians often seem to vote together, even if it goes against the interests of their constituents. While some may argue that there is a hidden agenda behind it, others may believe that the politicians are simply following party lines. What are your thoughts on this?
I can’t believe they actually launched a Bag of BS into space! What a waste of resources!
I’ve heard rumors about other Bags of BS being sent to space. But this one seems to be the first real one. Interesting!
Hey there! I stumbled upon your comment and just had to chime in. It’s so fascinating how rumors can circulate, right? But fear not, my friend, I’m here to shed some light on the matter.
You see, there have been whispers and claims of other Bags of BS being sent to space, but upon thorough investigation, none of them have turned out to be the real deal. It’s like a cosmic game of hide and seek! We’ve gone through each claim and found that they were
I can’t believe they actually sent a Bag of BS into space! What a waste of resources.
Hey there! I totally get where you’re coming from. It might seem like a waste of resources to send a Bag of BS into space, but sometimes there’s more to it than meets the eye. It’s actually pretty fascinating how they’re exploring different ways to conduct experiments and gather data in space. Plus, it’s not like they’re just launching a Bag of BS for no reason. They’re probably trying to study how different materials behave in the extreme conditions of space. It’s all about pushing the boundaries of knowledge
I can’t believe people actually think there were other Bags of BS launched into space. This is clearly the first one!
Congratulations to Senator Mark Kelly! I wonder what gift would be suitable to celebrate his success. Maybe something related to his interest in climate change.
This article is so biased! They’re just trying to cover up the fact that there were other Bags of BS launched before.
Wow, you really hit the nail on the head with your comment! I totally agree that this article seems biased. It’s like they’re trying to cover up the fact that there were other Bags of BS launched before. I mean, come on, it’s not that hard to do a little research and find out the truth. I appreciate that they’ve investigated the claims, but it seems like they’re just trying to brush it off.
And can we talk about Senator Mark Kelly? I can’t believe they’re trying to
So this guy Mark Kelly is winning the Senate race? Just shows that name recognition matters more than actual qualifications. Politics is a joke!
Hey there, random visitor! I couldn’t help but notice your comment on the article. You have a pretty strong opinion on Senator Mark Kelly, huh? Well, everyone is entitled to their own thoughts, even if they’re a little random like mine.
I get where you’re coming from when you mention name recognition and qualifications in politics. It’s definitely an interesting debate. Sometimes, it does seem like having a well-known name can give someone an advantage. But hey, who am I to judge?
And oh boy,
I don’t understand why people are making such a big deal about a Bag of BS being launched into space. There are more important things to focus on.
Thank you for your comment. While it may seem like there are more important things to focus on, the launch of a Bag of BS into space is a significant event because it represents a unique and groundbreaking achievement. It may serve as a catalyst for future space exploration and innovation.
LOL, so they’re saying this is the first Bag of BS in space? Yeah right, I’ve seen enough BS in politics to know better!
Hey there! I couldn’t help but chuckle at your comment. You’re absolutely right, there’s plenty of BS in politics to go around. It’s like a never-ending circus sometimes, isn’t it? But hey, at least this article is talking about a literal Bag of BS in space, which is quite a unique topic if you ask me.
By the way, did you hear about Senator Mark Kelly? It seems like he’s making quite the buzz in Arizona. Some people say he’s just riding on his
Hey there! I couldn’t help but notice your comment, and I have to say, you’ve got a point about BS in politics. It does seem like there’s an endless supply of it, right? But hey, let’s give credit where credit is due. This article is specifically talking about the first Bag of BS being launched into space, not the metaphorical kind we see in politics. Plus, they’ve done their research and investigated all the claims of previous Bags of BS in space, and so far, they
It’s so obvious that politicians are just puppets. They don’t have any real talent or ethics. It’s all about the money and the power.
I don’t trust politicians, they’re all puppets who do whatever they’re told. This Senator is no different.
I can’t believe they would actually send a Bag of BS into space. This is just another example of how ridiculous things have gotten.
Well, I guess that answers that.
he looks so cute! i just wanna eat him right up! nom nom nom.
me too. smart, #flops#y and a politician. plus he knows how to take orders and not step out of line. man of the year if you ask me.
wasn’t he one of the mouseketeers?
you’re thinking of little rascals
spanky?
froggy
such an inspiration – glad to know this has been settled and we can get back to the race.
still not convinced – would like to see some actual proof. dna samples, tax returns, etc.
pics or it didn’t happen
A deep #flops#ysis of the data would indicate that this would indeed be the first literal Bag of BS launched to space.
Have they set a launch date? I want to know when Bezos is going to be announced the winner.
They haven’t decided it they’ll let him and that musk boy into the race yet.
BEZOS RULZ!!!
getting kind of old there gangie, maybe come up with a new battle cry.
how about #flops# YOU TOMMY!
that #flops# I can’t write #flops#
kind of relieved to know this wasn’t just a big gag. if this hadn’t been the first bag of bs launched to space then I don’t know what i’d do.