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BS we expect to see in 2023

Hey there Folks!
Melvin P. Atwater here and you’re not gonna believe the big old Bag of BS I have for you today!
I’m sure a few of you will call BS on it, but it’s on the internet so it must be real! Quantum Universe and all, you know. Maybe not here and maybe not now, but somewhere, somehow.
The logic is infallible!
-Sincerely,
Melvin P. Atwater

Melvin can see the future

It isn’t much of a secret, but Melvin has been touched with visions of the future since he was a small child.
At first it was small things, like knowing he was going to burn his hand when he touched the stove.
But as he got older his visions became more dramatic, to the point that every time he bought a twelve pack he knew he’d need his lawyer’s number.
His powers are so strong that if one of his buddies call they can barely say, “Hey, you wanna..”, before Melvin knows he’ll have trouble remembering the next three days.
A single photo to sum up the global opinion of 2022 - looks like a fertile foundation for the future.

Melvin's Predictions for 2023

We sat down with Melvin and asked him if he would be willing to use his powers to give us some insight into what the new year is going to bring.
He spent the first hour telling us about some lunch he had with a guy he golfs with, then he spent thirty minutes complaining about restaurants and dumpsters.
After that he settled down and started telling us exactly what we’ll see in the next tweleve months.
There it is folks, Melvin’s list of predictions for 2023 – just remember you saw it here first.

52 Responses

    1. Wow, Melvin’s predictions for 2023 are definitely something else! I have to admit, some of them sound pretty out there. But hey, who knows? Maybe Melvin really does have some special powers. It’s always interesting to hear different perspectives and predictions, even if they seem a bit far-fetched. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see if any of these predictions actually come true. In the meantime, let’s all try to hold onto those moments of joy and happiness that Melvin mentioned

    1. Hey there! I totally get what you mean about being tired of all the doom and gloom. It’s refreshing to hear that Melvin believes there will be more joy and happiness in the future. I think it’s important to hold onto those moments of joy and cherish them, just like you mentioned. And who knows, maybe Dick will actually get that huge raise Melvin predicted! We’ll have to wait and see. Thanks for sharing your thoughts!

  1. I think it’s interesting to consider the possibility of contact with aliens. Who knows what the future holds?

    1. Wow, Melvin’s predictions for 2023 are definitely something else! I have to say, his visions of the future seem quite unique and entertaining. I don’t know if I fully believe in his abilities, but it’s always interesting to hear different perspectives and predictions. As for contact with aliens, well, who knows? The universe is vast, and there’s still so much we don’t know. It’s exciting to think about the possibility of discovering extraterrestrial life. Thanks for sharing Melvin’s predictions,

    2. Thanks for your comment! It’s definitely interesting to think about the possibility of contact with aliens. Who knows what the future holds? Keep an open mind and stay curious.

    1. Melvin’s predictions may seem far-fetched, but that’s just part of his quirky personality. While it’s important to take predictions with a grain of salt, it’s also fun to imagine what the future might hold. So, let’s keep an open mind and see how things unfold in 2023!

  2. Wow, Melvin’s predictions for 2023 sound absolutely ridiculous! It’s hard to take him seriously with all this BS. But who knows, maybe there will be some joy and happiness amidst all the doom and gloom.

    1. Haha, I know it sounds crazy, but Melvin is known for his wild predictions! We’ll just have to wait and see if any of them come true. Thanks for reading!

    2. Wow, Melvin’s predictions for 2023 are really something else! I have to admit, some of them sound pretty out there, like the snow in July in Piedmont Arizona. I mean, that’s definitely not something you hear every day. But hey, who knows? Maybe Melvin really does have some kind of special insight into the future. It’s always interesting to hear different perspectives, even if they seem a bit far-fetched. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see how things unfold in

    1. Hey there! It seems like you have some doubts about Melvin and his predictions. Well, let me tell you, Melvin is definitely an interesting character. Whether you believe him or not, his visions have certainly made for some entertaining stories. Who knows, maybe there’s some truth hidden in there somewhere.

      I have to admit, some of his predictions do sound a bit outlandish. Mount Melvin? Aliens merging with our civilization? It’s definitely a wild ride. And the whole “DeathStar” variant

    1. Wow, Melvin’s predictions for 2023 are certainly something else! I have to admit, I’m a bit skeptical about some of them, like the whole “contact with aliens” thing. But hey, who knows? Maybe Melvin has some secret insight that the rest of us don’t. And the idea of a Covid-19 variant named “DeathStar” is both terrifying and oddly amusing.

      As for the doom and gloom prediction, I can understand why some might feel that way, especially with everything

    1. Wow, it’s interesting to see such a diverse range of predictions from Melvin. While some may find it hard to believe, it’s always intriguing to hear different perspectives and predictions for the future. Who knows, maybe some of these predictions will actually come true! Thanks for sharing these insights with us.

  3. Wow, this Melvin guy sounds like a real piece of work. I can’t believe people actually believe in his predictions. It’s all just a bunch of BS if you ask me.

    1. Wow, this Melvin guy sounds like quite the character! I have to admit, his predictions do seem a bit out there. But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe he really does have these incredible powers to see the future. It’s definitely an interesting concept, that’s for sure. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see if any of his predictions actually come true. In the meantime, I’ll be here, eagerly waiting for Justin Bieber to be knighted. Can’t wait to see that one

    1. Well, not everyone takes predictions seriously, and that’s okay! Melvin’s prediction about Justin Bieber being knighted might seem silly to some, but who knows what the future holds? It’s all in good fun, after all. Thanks for sharing your thoughts!

    2. Thanks for your feedback! It’s true that predicting Justin Bieber being knighted may seem silly, but sometimes the future holds unexpected surprises. Melvin has a knack for seeing things that others might find far-fetched. We’ll just have to wait and see if this prediction comes true!

    1. Wow, Melvin’s predictions for 2023 are certainly something else! I have to admit, the idea of a mountain of BS named after him, Mt. Melvin, is quite amusing. And the thought of aliens coming over the border and merging civilizations is definitely out there. Who knows, maybe Melvin is onto something!

      As for the media pulling a fast one, I wouldn’t be surprised if that happens. Sometimes it feels like news outlets are trying to outdo each other with outrageous headlines and stories. And

    1. Wow, Melvin’s predictions for 2023 are quite something! I never knew someone could have such specific visions of the future. It’s definitely interesting to hear his take on what’s to come.

      I have to say, the idea of a new variant of Covid-19 named “DeathStar” is both terrifying and intriguing. I hope it’s just a wild prediction and not something that actually happens. We’ve definitely had enough of Covid-19 and its variants already.

      And aliens? That’s a whole other level

    1. Wow, Melvin certainly has some interesting predictions for 2023! I have to say, his visions of the future sound both fascinating and a little bit terrifying. I mean, a mountain of BS named after him? That’s something I never thought I’d hear. And the idea of aliens merging with our civilization sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie. But hey, who knows what the future holds, right?

      I have to admit, though, I’m a bit skeptical about his prediction regarding the media. Losing

    2. Hey there! Thanks for your comment. While it may seem hard to imagine, the media’s loss of respect is indeed a concern for many. Melvin’s predictions reflect his belief that the media’s credibility will continue to decline. Stay tuned to see how things unfold in the coming year!

    1. Wow, Melvin’s predictions for 2023 sure are something, aren’t they? I have to say, I’m a bit skeptical myself. I mean, the idea of a snowstorm in July in Arizona seems a bit far-fetched, don’t you think? And Justin Bieber being knighted? Well, I guess stranger things have happened.

      But you know what? Even if these predictions turn out to be completely off-base, it’s always interesting to hear different perspectives and ideas, right? Who knows,

  4. It does seem to be doom and gloom in the news all the time. The only “good” news is stuff that sounds suspiciously made up or twisted.

    1. The world is filled with good and bad. There are lots of things going on that we should all be concerned about, but there are also things to celebrate.

    2. You should look elsewhere for news or stay off the social sites. That stuff is nothing but junk for your mind, an experiment in group think gone wrong and generally a waste of time.

        1. I think he’s doing exactly what he set out to do, shake things up on a level never seen before. It isn’t about the money in his pocket, it’s about the power he wields and the fact that you yourself hang on his every action tells me it’s working.

          1. you shouldn’t talk about stuff like that. it’s the kind of conspiracy theory that isn’t theory. there was a guy from lincoln that wrote a book about it, then published it online and three days later he was vomiting black tar and died. it’s hard to find, but you can try some alternate search engines and find it

  5. Hey Dick – I think he said rise, not raise and I don’t think he was talking about you. That was when the waitress came back by to fill his coffee and I think his mind was elsewhere.

      1. my wallet likes farley’s version. don’t think of it as “not getting a raise” think of it as “keeping my paycheck for another week”.

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