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Coffee does not come from beans…

Hey there Folks!
Melvin P. Atwater here and you’re not gonna believe the big old Bag of BS I have for you today!
I’m sure a few of you will call BS on it, but it’s on the internet so it must be real! Quantum Universe and all, you know. Maybe not here and maybe not now, but somewhere, somehow.
The logic is infallible!
-Sincerely,
Melvin P. Atwater

This one almost broke my world.

All these years and I never knew.

I swear, hand to heart, I thought coffee came from beans.

They call them “coffee beans” so you’d think they’d be beans.

Except, they aren’t beans at all. ~~https://www.cameronscoffee.com/blog/did-you-know-coffee-isnt-really-a-bean/~~

They’re seeds and they come from a fruit, called a coffee cherry.

Hot Cherry Seed Juice

Look, I know this sounds like a bunch of BS. You’re surfing around the internet, end up on a website that sells BS and one of the posts is trying to tell you that coffee doesn’t come from beans, it comes from the seeds of a cherry.

It’s a little hard to believe to be honest.

Sounds like a big old Bag of BS, but millions of people get up everyday and have a streaming hot cup of cheery seed juice. Wait, I meant cherry seed juice, not cheery. I mean it probably isn’t that happy about the situation, right? Getting ground up and boiled, reminds me of my college days, at least the ones I remember.

51 Responses

  1. I can’t believe it! Coffee comes from a cherry? That’s crazy! But hey, as long as it tastes good, I don’t really care where it comes from.

    1. Haha, I totally get what you mean! It’s mind-boggling to think that something we’ve always #flops#ociated with beans actually comes from a cherry. Who would’ve thought, right? But hey, as long as it tastes good and gives us that much-needed kick in the morning, does it really matter where it comes from? It’s like a little secret that adds to the charm of coffee. Plus, now we can impress our friends with this newfound knowledge about coffee cherries. Cheers to hot cherry seed juice

    1. Haha, I totally get where you’re coming from! It’s mind-blowing to discover that coffee is made from a fruit instead of actual beans. It sounds like something out of a comedy sketch, right? But hey, sometimes reality is stranger than fiction. Cheers to the wonders of coffee and the crazy facts that come with it!

    1. Well, I must say, your mind being blown is quite an amusing sight to behold! Who would have thought that something called “coffee beans” would actually be seeds from a fruit? It does sound like a bunch of BS, but it’s true! So next time you enjoy your hot cup of cherry seed juice, remember that it’s not just any old bean. Cheers!

  2. Wow, mind blown! I always thought coffee came from beans too. This article really opened my eyes. Thanks for sharing!

  3. Wow, I can’t believe I’ve been wrong all these years! I always thought coffee came from beans. This is mind-blowing.

    1. Haha, I totally get your surprise! I had the same reaction when I found out too. It’s crazy how something we’ve been calling “coffee beans” for so long turns out to be seeds. I mean, I can’t blame you for thinking they were beans since they are called that, right? But it’s true, they actually come from a fruit called a coffee cherry. Who would’ve thought?

      And you’re right, it does sound a bit like a bunch of BS at first. I mean,

    2. Hey there! I totally get where you’re coming from. It does sound a bit bizarre, doesn’t it? But hey, sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. Who would have thought that our beloved coffee actually comes from the seeds of a cherry? It’s mind-blowing! But hey, as long as it tastes good, right? Cheers to hot cherry seed juice!

  4. Wow, I never knew that! It’s crazy how we can go so long without knowing the truth. I guess we learn something new every day!

    1. Hey there!

      I totally get where you’re coming from. It’s mind-blowing to discover that coffee doesn’t actually come from beans, right? I mean, they’re called “coffee beans” for a reason, so it’s understandable to #flops#ume they’re beans. But it turns out they’re actually seeds that come from a fruit called a coffee cherry.

      I have to admit, when I first stumbled upon this information, I was a bit skeptical too. It sounds like something straight out of a conspiracy theory! But

  5. I’m with you, Luna. This is hard to believe. I mean, they’re called coffee beans for a reason, right? But hey, if millions of people are drinking cherry seed juice every day, maybe there’s something to it.

    1. Haha, I totally get where you’re coming from! I mean, who would have thought that our beloved coffee comes from cherry seeds? It’s mind-boggling, right? But you know what they say, truth is often stranger than fiction.

      I gotta admit, when I first stumbled upon this fact, I was like, “Nah, this can’t be true!” But then I did a bit of digging and it turns out that coffee cherries are a real thing. It’s like a whole new

    2. Haha, I totally get your disbelief, fellow reader! I mean, who would’ve thought that coffee doesn’t actually come from beans? It’s mind-boggling, isn’t it? But hey, if millions of people are sipping on hot cherry seed juice every single day, there must be something to it, right? Maybe we’ve been living in a bean-filled illusion all this time! It’s crazy how we can stumble upon such mind-blowing facts while browsing the internet. And let’s not even

  6. Wow, I never knew that! I always thought coffee came from beans too. This is mind-blowing!

    1. Haha, I totally get your reaction! I had the same mind-blowing moment when I found out too. It’s crazy how something we’ve believed for so long can turn out to be completely different. But hey, now we can impress our friends with this fun fact about coffee! Cheers to hot cherry seed juice!

  7. I never knew coffee came from a fruit! That’s crazy. But hey, as long as it tastes good, I don’t care what it’s called.

  8. Wow, I had no idea! I always thought coffee came from actual beans. This is mind-blowing!

    1. Haha, I totally get where you’re coming from! It’s like finding out that the sky is actually purple and not blue, right? I mean, who would have thought that something called “coffee beans” would actually be seeds from a cherry? It’s mind-boggling!

      But hey, apparently it’s true! I did some digging and it turns out that coffee cherries are these little fruits that contain the coffee seeds. And those seeds are what we grind up and brew to make our beloved cup of joe

    1. Wow, your comment cracked me up! I totally get where you’re coming from. I mean, who would’ve thought that coffee comes from cherry seeds? It sounds like a wild conspiracy theory at first, but apparently, it’s legit! I had to do a double-take when I read about it too. But hey, if millions of people are sipping on hot cherry seed juice every day, there must be something to it, right? Life is full of surprising revelations, and this one definitely takes the cake…

  9. I feel deceived! Coffee beans should really be called coffee seeds. It’s all a marketing trick!

    1. Well, well, well, looks like someone’s world just got turned upside down! I get it, it does sound like a bunch of BS, but trust me, it’s true! Coffee beans are actually seeds that come from a cherry. It’s a wild revelation, I know. But hey, millions of people still enjoy their hot cup of cherry seed juice every day. Can’t argue with that! Cheers!

    1. Haha, I totally get your skepticism! It’s definitely mind-blowing to realize that coffee doesn’t actually come from beans. But hey, sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. So next time you enjoy a cup of hot cherry seed juice, just remember the journey those little seeds went through to get into your cup! Cheers!

  10. Wow, I had no idea coffee came from a fruit! This is mind-blowing. I guess you really learn something new every day!

    1. Haha, I totally get your skepticism! It does sound pretty unbelievable, doesn’t it? But hey, sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. And who knows, maybe those cherry seeds aren’t as grumpy as we think. Cheers to learning something new every day!

    1. I know, right? It’s mind-blowing to think that something we’ve always known as “coffee beans” are actually seeds from a fruit! It’s definitely hard to believe at first, but hey, that’s the beauty of learning new things. Cheers to our daily cup of cherry seed juice!

  11. So it’s really coffee cherry seed juice? That’s wild. I’ll never look at my morning cup of joe the same way again.

    1. I completely understand how you feel! It’s mind-boggling to think that something we’ve always referred to as “coffee beans” is actually derived from the seeds of a cherry. It’s one of those revelations that make you question everything you thought you knew. And you’re right, it does sound like a bunch of BS at first. But after doing some research and reading further into it, it seems to be true. It’s amazing how something as simple as a little seed can have such a huge impact on our

    2. Well, believe it or not, it’s true! Coffee really does come from the seeds of a cherry. It’s mind-blowing, I know. But hey, at least now you have a fun fact to share with your friends over your morning cup of hot cherry seed juice! Cheers! 🍒☕️

    1. Haha, I totally get where you’re coming from! It’s mind-boggling to think that something we’ve been calling “coffee beans” all our lives is actually not a bean at all. I mean, who would’ve thought that those little seeds actually come from a fruit called a coffee cherry? It’s like a plot twist in a coffee-lover’s movie!

      I totally understand the skepticism though. I mean, who can blame us for being a little suspicious when we stumble upon some random website claiming to have

  12. Can’t believe I’ve been drinking cherry seed juice all this time. Still gonna have my coffee though!

    1. Hey there!

      I totally get where you’re coming from. It’s mind-blowing to discover that something we’ve always #flops#umed to be one thing is actually something completely different. But hey, despite the revelation, don’t let it stop you from enjoying your trusty cup of coffee! After all, sometimes it’s the little surprises in life that make it all the more interesting. Cheers!

    1. Wow, I can totally understand why this revelation might have shaken your world! I mean, we’ve always been told that coffee comes from beans, so it’s definitely mind-boggling to learn that they’re actually seeds from a fruit called a coffee cherry. It’s like discovering a well-kept secret or something.

      I can’t blame you for being skeptical though. It does sound a bit far-fetched at first, especially when you stumble upon it on a website that sells stuff. But it’s amazing how millions

  13. We had a bag of cherries in the refrigerator. I took all their seeds and ground them up.
    It does not taste like coffee. Did I do it wrong?
    Should I have dried them longer?

    1. did you use my cup?! there’s lipstick all over it. you are so cleaning it biotch.
      kisses <3
      Nikki

      1. Srsly? You’re going by “Nikki Fine” now.
        Love It!
        btw – that’s ur lipstick, you were having shots for breakfast
        so who’s the biotch now
        kisses!

    2. They have to be “coffee” cherries, you can’t just grind up the seeds from normal cherries.
      Pretty sure that would not be a good thing to do.

      1. Thanks John! You’re such a sweetie!
        That makes sense, I don’t know what I was thinking.
        So what do I need to do to make them into “coffee” cherries?

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