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Snow Plows and Politics: A Frosty Election Day in New York

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Greetings, BS enthusiasts! It’s your favorite globe-trotter, Mila Harrison, back with another steaming pile of political BS. This time, we’re diving into the frosty world of New York politics, where snow plows and politics collide in a special election.

In the recent special election between Democrat Tom Suozzi and Republican Mazi Pilip, the Republican super PAC, the Congressional Leadership Fund, took an interesting approach to voter turnout. They hired their own snow plows to clear the streets and make it easier for voters to reach the polls. Now, that’s what I call a ‘snow job’!

But wait, there’s more. These weren’t just any streets. They specifically targeted key Republican precinct areas. Talk about a cold strategy! Meanwhile, the Democrats’ equivalent, House Majority PAC, did not hire snow plows. I guess they were hoping their voters had snowshoes.

In other frosty news, New York City’s first attempt at a remote snow day for schools hit a snag. Students and teachers were locked out of their virtual classrooms due to a technical issue with IBM, the tech company that provides a key part of the remote learning system. Mayor Eric Adams and schools Chancellor David Banks were quick to point the frosty finger of blame at IBM. I guess when it comes to remote learning, the city’s preparedness melted under the pressure.

So, there you have it, folks. Another day, another pile of BS. Whether it’s political parties hiring snow plows to clear the way for voters or a city’s first attempt at a remote snow day going awry, there’s never a shortage of BS to shovel through. Until next time, stay warm and keep your BS detectors at the ready!

Source: Politico

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