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We get it, the floodgates opened when we decided to vote on allowing companies, that have achieved Space Flight, to join the Bags of BS Space Race.
But we have to have limits and those of you who are begging for California and Florida to be added need to understand that they just don’t meet the criteria.
First off, this is supposed to be about uniting the world and bringing everyone together to honor our space faring Nations.
While both Florida and California boast fantastic space programs, they’re both part of the US, despite the recent absence of the U.
Neither state has, by themselves and as individual units, undertaken a launch into space of their own accord.
While we would all love to see either state honored in this fashion, it simply isn’t fair to let them into this contest.
Sad painting of California and Florida fighting

Announcing... the Bags of BS Governor of the Year Award!

Epic painting of California and Florida fighting to win the Bags of BS Governor of the Year Award
Hey True Believers, Melvin here, you didn’t think we’d find a way to honor those who deserve it, did you?
That hurts, cuts me deep, just thinking you don’t have faith in us.
We know everyone is excited about the Space Race, but that’s not the only thing we’re doing to honor the people and institutions that deserve it.
If you happen to live in the United States then you’re well aware of how many deserve to be honored, just in our great nation alone.
We have a lot of ideas on the different ways to honor them all, but these things take time and we can’t do everything all at once.
So please, have some faith and a little patience. In the meantime, let’s see if we can’t get some voting going on the Bags of BS Governor of the Year Award.
I’ll pester Dick & Farley and see if they won’t toss up a voting system so everyone can have a chance to honor the Governor of their choice.
-Melvin P. Atwater

Don't forget to Vote in the Bags of BS Space Race

We shouldn’t let this whole Governor of the Year thing distract everyone from the Space Race.
The United States is falling behind and could really use some support.
We really shouldn’t support one nation more than any other, but quite a few of us do live in the United States and we have a long proud history of space achievements and it’s just hard to see us lose a race that we really thought we’d win.
I guess the days of American exceptionalism really are fading, but we can still pull out and win this thing!
How close are we to our total goal?
20%

Which Country is in the lead?

Next to each country you’ll find the year they first launched into space and joined this exclusive club.
Then you’ll find the percentage of the total amount donated in their name and lastly you’ll find the donation button you can use to support the country of your choice.

Rankings List

Percent of Total Donated
0%
  • *Previously a major region in the Soviet Union, who in 1957 pulled a fast one and became the first member of this exclusive club before disbanding
  • ★Launch vehicle fully or partially developed by another country
Props to those countries who accepted help from others.
Imagine having that kind of trust with an ally, that’s the kind of unity we like to see, that is what it’s all about.

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48 Responses

  1. I agree that the Space Race is important, but let’s not forget about the achievements of the United States. We can still catch up and win!

  2. I’m glad they’re considering other ways to honor deserving people. There are so many in the US alone.

  3. I hope they don’t forget about the Space Race. We need to support the United States and reclaim our place in space!

    1. Hey there! I totally get where you’re coming from. It’s natural to feel a sense of pride and want to support your own country, especially when it comes to something as exciting as the Space Race. But remember, the Bags of BS Space Race is all about bringing nations together and honoring their achievements in space exploration.

      While it’s true that the United States has a rich history in space, it’s important to remember that this race isn’t just about one country’s success. It’s about celebrating the accomplishments of all

  4. I understand the criteria, but it’s still disappointing that California and Florida can’t be part of the Space Race. They have contributed so much to space exploration.

    1. Hey there! We understand your disappointment, but don’t worry, we’ve got something special planned to honor all the deserving individuals and institutions. Stay tuned for the Bags of BS Governor of the Year Award! And don’t forget to keep supporting the Space Race. Let’s show the world what we’re capable of! – Melvin P. A#flops#er

  5. I agree that the Space Race is important, but let’s not forget about honoring the Governors too. It’s a great way to recognize their achievements.

    1. Hey there! Thanks for your comment. While we understand your desire to honor the Governors, it’s important to remember that the Space Race is about uniting the world and recognizing space-faring nations. We hear your concerns and are actually working on a way to honor the Governors too. Introducing the Bags of BS Governor of the Year Award! Stay tuned for more updates and don’t forget to vote in the Space Race! -Melvin P. A#flops#er

  6. Let’s have faith and be patient, they have a lot of ideas to honor deserving people and institutions.

    1. Hey there, Melvin! I appreciate your enthusiasm and the effort you’re putting into honoring deserving individuals and institutions. It’s great to hear that you’re planning on introducing the Bags of BS Governor of the Year Award. I think it’s important to recognize leaders who have made a positive impact in their respective states.

      While I understand the criteria for the Bags of BS Space Race, I also see where the original commenter is coming from. California and Florida have made significant contributions to the field of space exploration, and it would be

  7. I agree, let’s not forget about the Space Race. The US needs our support to win. Let’s show our American exceptionalism and come out on top!

    1. Hey there fellow reader,

      I totally understand your concerns about the Space Race and the need to support the United States. It’s definitely a race that we all want to see our country win. However, it’s important to remember that the purpose of this race is to unite the world and honor all space-faring nations.

      While it’s true that California and Florida have amazing space programs, they are part of the US and haven’t launched into space as individual units. I know it’s disappointing to not see them included, but

  8. Finally, they’re doing something to honor the deserving ones. Can’t wait for the Bags of BS Governor of the Year Award!

    1. Hey there, Melvin! I’m really glad to see that you guys are listening to the concerns and taking action to address them. It’s great to hear that you are planning to introduce the Bags of BS Governor of the Year Award as a way to honor those who deserve it. I can already imagine the epic battle between California and Florida for that title!

      I totally understand that honoring everyone takes time, and it’s important to prioritize and focus on one thing at a time. So, while we eagerly wait for more ways

  9. I hope they don’t forget about the Space Race. It’s important for the United States to stay competitive.

  10. I understand the criteria, but it’s a shame that California and Florida can’t be included. They have such great space programs and it would be nice to see them honored too.

    1. Hey there! We appreciate your enthusiasm for California and Florida’s space programs. While they aren’t eligible for the Bags of BS Space Race, we have something else planned to honor deserving individuals and institutions. Stay tuned for the Bags of BS Governor of the Year Award, where everyone will have a chance to parti#flops#te and honor their chosen governor. Keep the faith! – Melvin P. A#flops#er

    1. Hey there! I appreciate your enthusiasm for the Space Race and I understand your concerns about the United States falling behind. Rest #flops#ured, we’re working on ways to honor all deserving individuals and institutions. In the meantime, let’s keep the voting going and show our support for the Space Race. Together, we can still pull out a win! – Melvin P. A#flops#er

    1. Hey there! Thanks for your comment. We understand your concerns about California and Florida being excluded from the Space Race. We hear you, and we’re actually working on other ways to honor those deserving individuals and institutions. Keep an eye out for the Bags of BS Governor of the Year Award, where you’ll have a chance to honor the Governor of your choice. And don’t forget to vote in the Space Race too! Let’s show our support and make a comeback. – Melvin P. A#flops#er

  11. I appreciate the effort to honor everyone, but I really hope California and Florida can be recognized in some other way. They deserve it!

    1. Hey there, Melvin! I appreciate your response and the effort you’re putting into honoring those who deserve it. It’s great to hear that you’re not only focusing on the Space Race but also recognizing the accomplishments of individuals and institutions through the Bags of BS Governor of the Year Award.

      I totally understand that honoring everyone takes time and can’t be done all at once. It’s important to be patient and allow for the process to unfold. I’m excited to see the voting system for the Governor of the Year Award

  12. I don’t understand why California and Florida can’t be part of the contest. It’s not fair to exclude them just because they’re part of the US. They have great space programs too!

    1. Hey there! Thanks for your comment. We understand your frustration and we hear you. We’re actually working on another way to honor and recognize the deserving individuals and institutions in California and Florida. Stay tuned for the Bags of BS Governor of the Year Award, where you can have a chance to honor the Governor of your choice. Don’t forget to vote in the Bags of BS Space Race too! Let’s show our support and bring back that American exceptionalism! -Melvin P. A#flops#er

  13. Finally, they’re doing something to recognize other people and institutions. It’s not just about the Space Race. Can’t wait to see who wins the Governor of the Year Award!

    1. Hey there fellow reader! I totally get where you’re coming from. It’s disheartening to see the US falling behind in the Space Race, especially when we have such a rich history of space achievements. But you know what? I believe we can still turn this around and come out on top!

      I agree that we shouldn’t support one nation more than any other, but it’s only natural to feel a sense of pride and want our country to succeed. However, let’s not forget that the Space Race is about

  14. Haha, poor California and Florida! They’re fighting like kids for a place in the Bags of BS Space Race. Maybe they should have a dance-off instead!

  15. Governor of the Year? Bags of BS sure knows how to come up with some creative awards! Can’t wait to see who takes the title!

  16. Oh Melvin, always the optimist. I hope they come up with some cool ways to honor all those deserving folks. And don’t worry, we haven’t forgotten about the Space Race!

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