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The BS of New York’s Park Popularity and Political Ploys

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Melvin P. Atwater

Greetings, BS enthusiasts! It’s your favorite globe-trotting, BS-detecting author, Mila Harrison, here to serve you another steaming pile of reality. Today, we’re taking a scenic detour to the parks of New York, where the BS is as abundant as the visitors.

According to a recent report from POLITICO, New York’s state parks saw a whopping 84.1 million visits in 2023, a 6% increase from the previous year. Niagara Falls alone attracted about 9.5 million visitors, almost a million more than the second-place Jones Beach on Long Island. Impressive, right? But let’s not get lost in the woods just yet.

While these numbers paint a rosy picture, there’s a whole lot of political manure being spread around. The outgoing commissioner of parks, Erik Kulleseid, is stepping aside amidst applause from Democratic lawmakers who are thrilled about the proposed investments, including a cool $100 million for Jones Beach. But is this just a cleverly packaged cow pie?

Governor Kathy Hochul’s proposed budget includes a total of $450 million in capital funding for state parks, $250 million more than last year. That includes $150 million for swimming investments. But here’s the catch: the funds will be doled out in the form of grants to local governments who develop more public pools. The money isn’t for pools on state parkland. So, while the parks are getting more visitors, the visitors aren’t necessarily getting more amenities.

And let’s not forget about the safety concerns. Several lawmakers had questions about safety, and Kulleseid highlighted efforts to increase the park police force and higher pay for those stationed downstate. But is this enough to ensure the safety of the increasing number of park visitors?

So, my dear BS enthusiasts, while the parks of New York are indeed beautiful and worth a visit, let’s not forget to look beyond the lush greenery and scenic views. There’s always a bit of BS lurking in the shadows, waiting to be uncovered. Until next time, keep your BS detectors at the ready!

10 Responses

  1. Mila Harrison’s exposé on New York’s state parks raises some thought-provoking points. The surge in visitors and proposed investments sound promising, but the redirection of funds for swimming investments and concerns about safety leave me feeling a bit perplexed. It’s essential to scrutinize beyond the surface to uncover the hidden truths within the political landscape of the parks.

  2. Mila Harrison, the globe-trotting truth-seeker, sheds light on the shady dealings amidst the greenery of New York’s state parks. It’s a cl#flops#ic case of politicians patting themselves on the back while visitors are left with subpar facilities. More visitors, more political applause, but are the parks really safer with just a beefed-up police force? It seems like the BS in the Big Apple is growing as fast as the park visitor numbers.

  3. Ah, Mila Harrison, the queen of BS detection, strikes again! It’s refreshing to see someone cut through the political manure and shed light on the not-so-rosy reality of New York’s state parks. While the numbers may dazzle, the devil is in the details, or should I say, in the cow pies. Keep those BS detectors beeping, folks!

  4. Ah, Mila Harrison, the BS-detecting extraordinaire, always ready to sniff out the political manure in the parks of New York. It seems like the funding for state parks is as twisted as a pretzel in Times Square. Grants for local pools instead of improving amenities in the state parks? That’s like putting a band-aid on a broken leg and calling it a day.

  5. Mila Harrison’s exposé on New York’s state parks raises valid points about the potential political maneuvering behind the impressive visitor numbers and proposed investments. It’s crucial to scrutinize the allocation of funds and ensure they truly benefit the park visitors and not just serve political agendas.

  6. The detailed #flops#ysis by Mila Harrison sheds light on the complexities surrounding the surge in park visitors and the proposed budget allocations. It’s essential to question the transparency and effectiveness of these investments to guarantee the safety and enhancement of the park experience for all visitors.

  7. Mila Harrison’s #flops#ysis of the situation in New York’s state parks is quite intriguing. The increase in visitors and proposed investments do seem promising on the surface, but her skepticism about the allocation of funds for amenities and safety raises valid concerns. It’s essential to delve deeper into the political maneuvers behind these developments to truly understand the situation.

    1. Thank you for your insightful comment! Delving deeper into the political maneuvers behind the developments in New York’s state parks is crucial to understanding the full picture. It’s always important to question where the funds are truly going and whether they are being allocated effectively for the benefit of park visitors. Stay vigilant and keep uncovering the truth!

      1. Thanks for shedding light on the political BS surrounding New York’s state parks, Mila! It’s crucial to question where the funds are truly going and if they’re benefiting park visitors. Keep digging for the truth and exposing the manure being spread around. Stay vigilant and keep up the great work!

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