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The BS of Politics: A Satirical Look at the Aftermath of Jan. 6

Hey there Folks!
Melvin P. Atwater here and you’re not gonna believe the big old Bag of BS I have for you today!
I’m sure a few of you will call BS on it, but it’s on the internet so it must be real! Quantum Universe and all, you know. Maybe not here and maybe not now, but somewhere, somehow.
The logic is infallible!
-Sincerely,
Melvin P. Atwater

Welcome to another episode of ‘The BS of Politics’, where we sift through the cow pies of political discourse to bring you the most fragrant nuggets of BS. Today, we’re revisiting the infamous Jan. 6, three years on, and checking in on the key players in Trump’s orbit.

First up, we have Rudy Giuliani, the former New York City mayor and Trump lawyer, who has been working tirelessly to advance discredited election fraud theories. His reward? A bankruptcy filing in December and a $148 million bill in damages to two former Georgia poll workers. Oh, and let’s not forget the disbarment proceeding. Talk about a BS jackpot!

Then we have the loyalists, including former White House chief of staff Mark Meadows, John Eastman, and Sidney Powell, who were also indicted in Georgia as alleged co-conspirators. Powell struck a deal and pleaded guilty, while Giuliani, Meadows, and Eastman have all pleaded not guilty. The BS meter is off the charts with this one.

On the other side of the coin, we have Stephen Miller, who has managed to retain his place in Trump’s orbit. Despite crafting some of the Trump administration’s most controversial immigration policies and writing the speech Trump delivered at his rally on Jan. 6, Miller has managed to avoid any charges. Now that’s some Grade A BS.

In the world of Congress, we have Kevin McCarthy, who condemned Trump for the Capitol riot, only to make a pilgrimage to Mar-a-Lago weeks later. His reward? Being left out to dry by the former president and resigning from the House in December. The BS is strong with this one.

Finally, we have the converts, including Cassidy Hutchinson, the former assistant to Meadows who became a household name following her testimony to the select committee investigating the attack on the Capitol. Despite fleeing D.C. for her safety, she continues to speak out against her former bosses. Now that’s some BS we can get behind.

So there you have it, folks. The BS of politics, served up fresh and steaming. Until next time, keep your BS detectors tuned and ready.

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