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The Holiday Spirit

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Merry Christmas?

I walk into the store and it don’t feel like Christmas.
Sure, there’s all kinds of decorations everywhere, but I’m talking about the vibe.
Is it really Christmas?
Everyone is depressed, they’re worried, they got their heads down, nobody smiles and it feels like there’s a simmering tension right under the surface.
Inflation is rampant, the news is filled with war and division, every channel you turn on talks about how bad everything is and how it’s all falling apart.
It’s no wonder there’s no Holiday Spirit, people have their heads so twisted up in what they read and hear that they can’t form an opinion of their own.
It feels like the whole world has lost faith and everybody just wants to give up.

That is a big old Bag of BS !!!

Not having the Holiday Spirit is BS!

Fact Review!

Yes, there are wars and rumors of wars.
Yes, our political leaders and bureaucrats have been on a massive power trip with the whole “Covid” thing.
Yes, inflation is spiraling out of control and the cost to heat our homes and feed ourselves has hurt a great many families.
Yes, major politicians on all sides are so corrupt that some of them don’t even try to hide it, instead they flaunt it.
Yes, the DOJ and FBI are little more than instruments being wielded like knives by those same powers and no longer serve to protect the people.
Yes, some politicians seem to be using 1984 and Animal Farm as a playbook for their platform.
Yes, the goal is to tear us apart and divide us, to foster hate and resentment.
Yes, things will get worse.
Yes, much worse.
Yes, sooner or later… we are all… going to die.
Some of us, quite horridly.
It’s easy to believe that it’s all pointless, that it’s all doom and gloom, especially when you consider how it’s going to end for each and every one of us.
Worms and dirt, that’s the future folks, not one of us is going to escape it.

Dwelling on it, will make you miserable!

Life isn't just what you make it, it's also how you perceive it

Think about how amazing the world actually is and leave the worm dirt for the future, just think of how far we’ve really come.
Honestly, our civilization is amazing!
Think of all the advances that have made our lives so much better than those of our grandparents or the world of their grandparents.
Compare the world of today to the one a hundred years ago, or two hundred years ago.
We have come a long way in a very short amount of time and the good far outweighs the bad.
In the not too distant past not even the wealthiest people had indoor toilets, basically everybody used a bucket.
Sure, the rich people had buckets made of gold but they were still squatting over a bucket, gold or not.
Here’s another example of how awesome the world is, you now have the ability to send high quality cow manure, Real BS, to just about anyone.

You don't have to take all the BS

In this marvelous world of ours you can just send it back to where it belongs!
What a World!

How can anyone see doom and gloom in a world where it’s so easy to send a fine gift like that to whoever you want?

Just forty years ago everything took four to six weeks to be delivered, but now it takes mere days!
It has NEVER been easier to bring a smile to a face and let a little joy into the world.
Just think of all the wonderful things someone could do with a bag of quality BS.
Maybe they’ll grow some beautiful flowers or be inspired to start a community garden.
Whatever they do, we bet it brings a lot of Joy and Happiness!
That’s what this season is all about!
I promise you, just the thought of all those people opening up their gifts and finding one of our bags brings so much joy to me and the team that it’s hard to think about the less pleasant things in the world.

Why worry about a bunch of BS when you can bring some joy by sending some where it belongs?

Ask yourself, would you like a little joy and happiness, a little “Holiday Spirit”?
The Spirit of Giving and the joy it brings to all those involved is what this season is all about.
Are you ready for a little Holiday Spirit of your own?
Let’s be honest, you deserve to be happy and you deserve to have some joy in your life!
Isn’t it amazing that you can do both of those things just by buying a gift for someone else?

Merry Christmas!

The World is getting better Every Day!

We sell BS, literally, so we understand that you might not trust us.
So we’ll let an expert explain the actual state of the world, because this isn’t the kind of thing we want anyone to think is BS.
Next time someone tells you the world is falling apart, you can clue them in on the actual facts.
The World really is getting better Every Day and the math proves it!

Help bring a little joy to the world and buy a Bag of BS today!

A little advice from the King of BS

If you can't find joy in the miracle of life then you're just turning yourself into a miserable Bag of BS and while people may enjoy them, nobody should act like them. So grow up, smile, take the BS and do something great with it!

34 Responses

  1. I don’t buy it. The world feels pretty messed up to me. Just because there are some good things doesn’t mean everything is great.

    1. You don’t have to believe everything you hear or read, but it’s important to consider different perspectives. While there are certainly challenges in the world, it’s also important to recognize the progress we’ve made and the positive aspects of life. Sending joy and happiness to others can be a powerful way to counteract the negativity.

  2. I don’t believe that the holiday spirit is BS. It’s a real thing and it brings joy to people’s lives.

  3. I believe that there is always hope and good in the world. Let’s spread positivity and find the holiday spirit!

    1. Hey there! I totally get what you mean about the holiday spirit feeling a bit strange these days. It’s like there’s a cloud of negativity hanging over everything, right? But hey, let’s not dwell on all the doom and gloom. Life is all about how we perceive it, you know?

      Sure, there are some pretty messed up things happening in the world, but let’s not forget about all the amazing progress we’ve made as a civilization. Just think about how far we’ve come in such a

  4. I think it’s important to focus on the positive aspects of life. There’s still so much to be grateful for.

  5. I think it’s important to have a positive outlook, especially during the holiday season. Dwelling on the negatives won’t bring us any joy.

    1. Hey there! I totally get where you’re coming from with all the negative vibes and tension in the air. It can definitely be overwhelming and make it hard to feel the holiday spirit. But you know what? Sometimes, focusing on the negatives can bring us down even more.

      Sure, there’s a lot going on in the world that can make us feel hopeless and discouraged. But it’s important to remember that life isn’t just about what happens to us, but also how we perceive it. We have the power to choose

  6. I agree with the article. It feels like everyone is so negative and focused on the bad things happening in the world. We need to remember the good and find the holiday spirit.

  7. I don’t understand why people are so pessimistic. There are definitely problems, but we’ve also made so much progress. Let’s focus on the positive!

    1. Thanks for sharing your perspective. While there are certainly challenges and hardships in the world, it’s important to also recognize the progress and advancements we’ve made. Finding joy and spreading positivity during the holiday season can help us navigate through difficult times. Sending warm wishes for a joyful holiday season!

        1. I think jimmy has the right idea. I know some folks get bent about when someone replies “Happy Holidays” but not all of us celebrate Christmas and it doesn’t bother me. This is a time of joy and happiness, a time of friendship and giving. Now isn’t the time to get twisted up over words, it kind of distorts the meaning.

          1. no, I just don’t think living in a norman rockwell is the life most people really want.

    1. They’ll need to make bigger bags for that one. It’s the biggest Bag of BS in history. It’s amazing people will continue to vote for the same people who this kind of stuff. Such a racket.

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