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The Unforgettable Forgetfulness: A Satirical Take on Biden’s Memory

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Melvin P. Atwater here and you’re not gonna believe the big old Bag of BS I have for you today!
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Melvin P. Atwater

In the world of politics, where every word is scrutinized, a recent report on President Biden’s memory has stirred up quite a controversy. But is it all just a load of BS? Let’s dive into the cow pie and find out.

The report in question, authored by Special Counsel Robert Hur, contained observations on Biden’s memory, or lack thereof. According to Hur, Biden couldn’t recall when his son Beau died, a statement that has been met with a flurry of criticism.

Former Attorney General Eric Holder was quick to slam the report, stating that it contained ‘way too many gratuitous remarks’ and was inconsistent with long-standing DOJ traditions. Holder, who led the Justice Department for six years during the Obama administration, suggested that the report would have been heavily edited had it undergone a normal DOJ review.

Biden, however, defended his mental capacity, insisting that his memory is just fine. ‘I’m well-meaning, and I’m an elderly man, and I know what the hell I’m doing. I’ve been president and I put this country back on its feet,’ he said during a press conference.

The report has been labeled as a ‘right-wing hit job’ by Tommy Vietor, a former Obama White House aide. Meanwhile, Jim Messina, Barack Obama’s 2012 campaign manager, accused Hur of using the report to hurt Biden politically.

So, is this report a genuine concern or just another steaming pile of political BS? As always, we encourage our readers to think critically and make their own judgments. After all, in the world of politics, the truth is often buried under a heap of cow pies.

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