Vinny's Conspiracies & Cover-Ups Coloring Guide
Uncover the secrets they don't want you to know. Color the truth they tried to hide.
Now Available on AmazonThe official story is a Bag of... Big Secrets. The truth is weirder, hairier, and a lot more fun to color. This is Vinny D. Gilmore, and these are his files.
Uncover the secrets they don't want you to know. Color the truth they tried to hide.
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The one that started it all. Your guide to the greatest hits of cryptozoology.
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Explore the cosmos and beyond with Vinny's declassified guide to close encounters.
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The stories they tell around the campfire are true. And now they're illustrated.
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A declassified guide to coloring cosmic conspiracies and alien encounters.
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Ghosts, forbidden places, true crime, black budget stuff... Vinny's got the files. Stay tuned for more declassified intel!
Stay TunedThe world is full of weirdos. Lucky for you, he's sorted them into categories. It's a messy job, but someone's gotta do it. Here's a look at what's out there.
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Vinny D. Gilmore always knew he was a little... different. Raised by his "momma," Charlene, who won him at a carnival, Vinny grew up thinking a fishbowl was a studio apartment. Then he found out the truth, he wasn't a Goldfish, he was just a Common Carp. That revelation sent him into an existential spiral, but instead of wallowing, Vinny threw himself into uncovering the truth. About everything.
These days, Vinny’s the foremost authority on all things cryptid, unexplained, and slightly suspicious. When asked how he handles being both a fish and a private investigator, Vinny simply replies, “Look, buddy, life’s weird. You either swim with it or sink.”
That's what they want you to ask. The official story is "no." But the official story is boring. Vinny's files are more fun. You connect the dots.
Recommended, but not required. A good set of colored pencils is more important. And maybe a healthy dose of suspicion for any birds you see that look a little *too* realistic.
Click the "Get the File" buttons under each book to find them on major online retailers. Or just follow the strange humming sound you hear late at night. Your choice.
Oh! Are you looking for a bag of the good stuff? It's not an election year and Melvin is on the beach with Farley, but he'll be back to squeezing cows before you know it.
Join the inner circle. Get a free PDF of his "UFOs & Aliens Coloring Guide" and intel drops that the powers-that-be don't want you to have. The truth is out there... and he'll email it to you.
Vinny went missing awhile back, me and his first wife Linda are selling his case files to raise money to lead a search party.
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