They're Lying To You.

The official story is a Bag of... Big Secrets. The truth is weirder, hairier, and a lot more fun to color. This is Vinny D. Gilmore, and these are his files.

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The Case Files (Collect 'Em All)

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Vinny's Conspiracies & Cover-Ups Coloring Guide

Uncover the secrets they don't want you to know. Color the truth they tried to hide.

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Vinny's - Bigfoot & Friends Cryptid Coloring Guide

The one that started it all. Your guide to the greatest hits of cryptozoology.

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Vinny's Out of This World Alien Encounters Coloring Guide

Explore the cosmos and beyond with Vinny's declassified guide to close encounters.

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Vinny's Urban Lore & Campfire Tales Coloring Guide

The stories they tell around the campfire are true. And now they're illustrated.

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Vinny's UFOs & Aliens Coloring Guide

A declassified guide to coloring cosmic conspiracies and alien encounters.

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MORE TO COME!!!

Ghosts, forbidden places, true crime, black budget stuff... Vinny's got the files. Stay tuned for more declassified intel!

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The BS Dossier: A Field Guide

The world is full of weirdos. Lucky for you, he's sorted them into categories. It's a messy job, but someone's gotta do it. Here's a look at what's out there.

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About the Missing Investigator

A portrait of Vinny D. Gilmore, probably in a fishbowl.

Vinny D. Gilmore always knew he was a little... different. Raised by his "momma," Charlene, who won him at a carnival, Vinny grew up thinking a fishbowl was a studio apartment. Then he found out the truth, he wasn't a Goldfish, he was just a Common Carp. That revelation sent him into an existential spiral, but instead of wallowing, Vinny threw himself into uncovering the truth. About everything.

These days, Vinny’s the foremost authority on all things cryptid, unexplained, and slightly suspicious. When asked how he handles being both a fish and a private investigator, Vinny simply replies, “Look, buddy, life’s weird. You either swim with it or sink.”

Field Operative Briefing (FAQ)

Is any of this real?

That's what they want you to ask. The official story is "no." But the official story is boring. Vinny's files are more fun. You connect the dots.

Do I need a tin foil hat to enjoy these books?

Recommended, but not required. A good set of colored pencils is more important. And maybe a healthy dose of suspicion for any birds you see that look a little *too* realistic.

Where do I get the case files (books)?

Click the "Get the File" buttons under each book to find them on major online retailers. Or just follow the strange humming sound you hear late at night. Your choice.

I thought you sold cleverly packaged bags of cow manure to be used as fertilizer?

Oh! Are you looking for a bag of the good stuff? It's not an election year and Melvin is on the beach with Farley, but he'll be back to squeezing cows before you know it.

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* BS - Big Secrets - the kind they don't want you to know about.

About the Website

Help Find Vinny!

Vinny went missing awhile back, me and his first wife Linda are selling his case files to raise money to lead a search party.

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Earl

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Linda

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