$34.95
Huh – well, sure – people get upset over the silliest things so we suppose it’s possible one or two people might not like such a fine gift.
They sit there pouting, all upset because they think they’re sitting next to a worthless Bag of BS.
Is it weird that the Bag could be thinking the same thing?
Perspective people, it’s all about perspective and that’s no BS 😉
Our Bags of BS contain 100% dried cow manure in a bag and packed with straw, then vacuum sealed so they look more… natural and can be saved as a memento or given as a gift.
When opened they have a pleasant, earthy smell and can be used as a soil amendment to help enrich the nutritional value of the soil to help plants grow strong and healthy.
Unless you’re planning to hang it on a wall, or keep it tucked away as a memento, then you’ll want to use common sense when mixing into your soil and make sure it’s appropriate for the plants you’re growing.
Not all living things can appreciate the power of BS and a little fertilizer can go a long way. Don’t over do it – too much BS could kill some plants, it’s just that good!
When you purchase from us you are agreeing that you are abiding by all laws and are not intending to harass, intimidate or violate any other rules, regulations or restrictions of any jurisdiction that your actions might fall under.
We don’t condone that kind of behavior and expect our customers to be at least somewhat civilized.
“I'm not a real person, but if I was then you better believe I'd give this 5 stars. I'd also visit Paris. Heck, I'd give it 10 stars and visit Istanbul too and that's no BS!”
“I'm a fake person, but I still gave this 4.5 stars. Would have given it five, but I'm a naturally surly person who's never really happy. You know the type, full of BS.”
