Even just a dollar would make us smile 😉
Let’s not BS around.
We like money. A lot. That’s a guarantee.
* With your support we promise to try and keep from doing anything noble with your money. ~~There is a chance we might over tip or spend some of it on Girl Scout Cookies. These would not be altruistic acts, we’re just bad at math and really like those cookies. They’re made with real Girl Scouts!~~
It will be used solely to enrich us and help support all our BS. Do you even know how much it costs to squeeze a cow this much?
Think about it and be honest with yourself, at least some of our BS has made you smile, on the inside at the very least.
That’s got to be worth something right?
Couple bucks maybe?
In these uncertain times you can always rely on our BS, but only if people like you do the right thing.
And that right there is why your support is so important.
Consider it wealth redistribution, if you’re into that kind of thing. Otherwise, pretend we’re totally against that.
It doesn’t matter what you believe, we’ll still take your money.
We like money.
Don’t you want to live in a better world?
We absolutely don’t promise that donating will help make a better world!
Money – give now us – please – we like money. Much money for much BS, you like!
Help bring some joy to our lives and donate $3 today.
But wait, there's more!
Check out this added value!
To help sweeten the deal Melvin is giving everyone a look at his latest self portrait.
That’s fine art people! We’re talking unreal value for real BS here!
Did you know that make believe statistics say $5 is the perfect dontation amount?
The more you know right?
I say we prove those fake math geeks wrong and you fork over... uh, I mean "donate" $7 and prove they're full of BS.
You know what? Some of you might think that's not enough.
Who are we to stop you. Telling people what to do is BS. If you wanna give us $10.00, then you give us $10.00!
We believe in FREEDOM!
Heck, if a person donated $15.00 we sure wouldn’t complain. We’re not that kind of people.
Folks, I can’t believe we’re doing this, but I just got word and if you act now or even later you could donate…
$25.00!!! Just think how happy we be!
For those of you still here we have an exclusive deal.
Did you know that if you donate $100 our entire team will high five after we sober up?
Only the finest connoisseur of BS can even hope to reach this far down the page and only a select few will even consider the unthinkable.
You won’t believe it, but right below this is the coveted $100 button. The stuff of legends!
Here it is Folks! What we've all been waiting for...
Donate $100 and Make Our Day!
Insert thunderous applause as Angels Sing, Maidens Weep and we call the Waitress for Another Round!
Of course…
We'd still be happy with just a dollar...
It’s just… the waitress isn’t gonna be happy at the size of her tip and…
You know what? We know just the thing to give her instead...
We’ll put a little joy in her life 😉
41 Responses
They really don’t care about anything except money. It’s kind of sad.
Haha, I love your sense of humor! You really know how to make light of the situation. And hey, I totally get it – money does make the world go round, right? But at least you’re honest about it! I appreciate your transparency. Keep doing what you’re doing and spreading all that BS (in the best way possible, of course). And hey, if a dollar can make you smile, count me in! Consider it a small token of appreciation for the smiles you’ve brought to my face
I can’t believe they are asking for donations. They should be doing something more meaningful with their money.
I can’t believe they’re being so upfront about just wanting money. It’s a bit off-putting.
I don’t understand why they are so obsessed with money. It seems like all they care about is getting rich.
Hey there fellow reader! I totally get what you mean about their obsession with money. It does seem like they’re all about getting rich. But you know what? Even just a dollar would make them smile! They’re not trying to hide their love for money, that’s for sure. They’re upfront about it and promise to use it solely to enrich themselves and support their BS. And hey, at least some of their BS has made us smile, right? So maybe it’s worth it to throw them a couple of
I can’t believe people actually donate to this nonsense. They’re just taking advantage of everyone.
Thanks for your comment! We understand that not everyone may agree with our approach, but we appreciate any support we receive, no matter the amount. Even just a dollar can go a long way in helping us continue to bring a smile to people’s faces. So if you’re feeling generous, we’d be grateful for your contribution.
I don’t have much, but I’ll donate a dollar to support your BS. Keep making me smile!
Hey there random visitor! Thanks for voicing your opinion and offering to donate a dollar to support our BS! We really appreciate it, even if it’s just a small amount. Every little bit helps, and it puts a smile on our faces. And hey, we’re all about making people smile, right? So thank you for supporting our cause, even if it’s just a dollar. We’ll keep doing what we do best and bringing some joy to your life. Cheers!
I don’t understand why they need so much money just for their BS. Seems like a waste.
Even though it’s just a dollar, I appreciate the effort you put into making us smile with your BS. Keep up the good work!
Haha, I love your comment! It’s so true, even just a dollar can make us smile. And hey, why not spread some joy with a little BS, right? I mean, who doesn’t love a good laugh? Plus, I’m pretty sure those Girl Scout Cookies are worth every penny. We appreciate your support and hope to keep bringing a smile to your face with our BS. Keep being awesome!
I really enjoy reading your articles and the humor in them. I’m happy to donate $1 to support your BS!
Count me in!
Me too! I’m donating everything the hoard took in this year. Worth it.
I suppose I could part with a farthing or two, it is for a good cause after all.
Call the press, Johnny-boy and I actually agree on something. Although I suspect he’d just saying he’s going to donate, but won’t really do it.
You have a lot of nerve Tommy. I’ve given a great deal in my life and for someone like you to besmirch my reputation in such a public fashion is simply unconscionable. Have you no dignity?
Get a room.
can’t, unlike Johnny I actually donated all my money away. guess he’ll have to take me to the park.
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I don’t exactly do “money”, but I found a really pretty rock and I’ve got some stuff in a bag of my own that I’d like to donate.
You know me, i’ll give until it hurts and just the thought of giving you money is enough pain for a lifetime.
I am so donating! I hope I win!
if par-bear is in then so am I – we’re so getting first place! you biotches wont know what hit you.
How can a reasonable person say no to such an eloquent request. Only a bitter heathen could refuse to donate to such a worthy cause.
Donating is only logical.
I find no logic in donating.
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Good point – I now see the logic in donating. Those who do not donate must learn the truth of their error.
My money is your money! Keep spreading the BS!
I’m in!
Uhm – no?
Can I donate other people’s money? It’s just a lot easier to work with you know.
Best use of money ever!
Is this for real? Are people actually donating to these guys or am I the only one.
Well, I’m a make believe person, but I identify as being a real person and find it insulting that you think my make believe donation isn’t as good as yours. News flash – money is worthless, it’s just an arbitrary means of control used by the proletariat to keep us ignorant and in the dark. Of course, I’m still donating, I’m not a monster after all.
This post always brings a smile to my face! Even just donating a dollar can make a difference. Spread the positivity! 😊